This blog is a very tiny window into my blogging life. A narrow, frosted window; the kind you usually see at the dentist's office to shield from view the impending torture slowly deviating toward your mouth.

Unfortunately, most of my blogging content is too personal to put up publicly, and I feel bad because 99.9% of the people I mention it to won't ever have access to it. So I made a public blog. It has resulted in the debacle that is this account - a superficial outpouring in humorously obscure, skewed ways.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


You know what I would like to see in my lifetime? A boy named Darwin become the Pope. I don't want to aim too high and see if a girl named Darwin would achieve something of that level because:

a) if you're a girl and named Darwin, that's just cruel
b) I have little faith in the equalization of women for priesthood within the Roman Catholic domain (or at least within the next 100 or so years).

Why would I like to see this?

Because I take more pleasure than I should in ironic or oxymoron-esque scenarios.

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